...sometimes a player

After asking Ethan for the 10th time to pick up and stop playing I heard this as I walked out of his room:

"Sometimes I'm a picker and sometimes I'm just a player!"

Walking back in with a smile on my face I said "what did you say?" Ethan replied with a sigh, smiled and put his hand on his forehead and said "never mind you're just a parent you wouldn't get it"

.....when did I become so old?!?!?